World's largest retailer is now now selling TIME machine which are made in good old USA and to be consumed in USA please read on
After their previous hit of introducing coffins in their online list, Wal-mart is now selling Time machine this time it’s in stores near you, unless you live in Mars.
Here is how you shop for it , believe me you have to follow every stepof my instruction to reach that aisle.
First take out your sexy car or Civic/Corolla, not that mini van and park wherever you like and make sure NOT to stop at store front for passenger drop-off.
First you act you are lost in grocery section and pretend that you are searching for that shopping list which you know you don’t have, next take a stroll to the section where they keep diapers baby food etc., pay attention this is important make sure you take a good look at all of them and enjoy that moment because you are not buying them today.
Next you should find yourself in a aisle where they sell all those stupid toys made in China by kids of same age as kids here whom you are buying them for, here is where you take that runners position, wait for that gunshot and run like a Bolt or roll , remember your are in football field size store You should now be crossing dirty laundry aisles (I was told people buy cloths and return them for laundry and buy them again) as you pass them you are on target (no not that target)
You know TIME machine aisle when you see one, they are sold in attractive packages, some come in six packs NO you don’t need to be Joe to buy'em, some of them are imported Oh one more thing if you are from one of those "colored" red state please avoid Sunday mornings.
